Tea

Tea by Saki (1917)

James Cushat-Prinkly, a 34-year-old man, has always believed he would marry someday, despite never having pursued a specific woman. His family, particularly the women in his life, are eager for him to settle down, and they have chosen Joan Sebastable as the ideal match. After receiving a legacy from his late uncle, James feels pressured to find a partner to share his life and fortune. As he prepares to propose to Joan, he is apprehensive about the traditional afternoon tea setting he expects to encounter at her home. He finds the ritual of tea tedious and prefers a more romanticized vision of courtship. To delay the inevitable proposal, he decides to visit his cousin Rhoda Ellam, a hat designer, instead. During his visit, he enjoys a casual and engaging conversation with Rhoda, who serves him a delightful meal without the usual fuss of tea etiquette. After spending time with Rhoda, James unexpectedly realizes he wants to marry her instead of Joan. He returns home and announces his engagement to Rhoda, much to the surprise of his family, who had anticipated a proposal to Joan. The suddenness of his decision shocks them, but they eventually accept it, albeit reluctantly. Later, after their honeymoon in Minorca, James finds himself in a familiar situation as he enters his new home, where Rhoda is serving tea. The scene mirrors his earlier expectations of tea with Joan, but now it is Rhoda who fulfills that role, albeit with her own unique charm. The story concludes with James reflecting on the unexpected turn of events that led him to marry Rhoda, highlighting the contrast between his initial intentions and the reality of his choice.

By Saki · First published 1917 · Genre: Satire, Comedy, Fiction · 1,786 words

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James Cushat-Prinkly was a young man who had always had a settled conviction that one of these days he would marry; up to the age of thirty-four he had done nothing to justify that conviction. He liked and admired a great many women collectively and dispassionately without singling out one for especial matrimonial consideration, just as one might admire the Alps without feeling that one wanted any particular peak as one's own private property. His lack of initiative in this matter aroused a certain amount of impatience among the sentimentally-minded womenfolk of his home circle; his mother, his sisters, an aunt-in-residence, and two or three intimate matronly friends regarded his dilatory approach to the married state with a disapproval that was far from being inarticulate. His most innocent flirtations were watched with the straining eagerness which a group of unexercised terriers concentrates on the slightest movements of a human being who may be reasonably considered likely to take them for a walk. No decent-souled mortal can long resist the pleading of several pairs of walk-beseeching dog-eyes; James Cushat-Prinkly was not sufficiently obstinate or indifferent to home influences to disregard the obviously expressed wish of his family that he should become enamoured of some nice marriageable girl, and when his Uncle Jules departed this life and bequeathed him a comfortable little legacy it really seemed the correct thing to do to set about discovering someone to share it with him. The process of discovery was carried on more by the force of suggestion and the weight of public opinion than by any initiative of his own; a clear working majority of his female relatives and the aforesaid matronly friends had pitched on Joan Sebastable as the most suitable young woman in his range of acquaintance to whom he might propose marriage, and James became gradually accustomed to the idea that he and Joan would go together through the prescribed stages of congratulations, present-receiving, Norwegian or Mediterranean hotels, and eventual domesticity. It was necessary, however to ask the lady what she thought about the matter; the family had so far conducted and directed the flirtation with ability and discretion, but the actual proposal would have to be an individual effort.

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satire · humor · social commentary · British literature · short story · irony · class distinction · tea culture · character study · dialogue · absurdity · victorian society

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