The Man who wouldn't Sign Up

The Man who wouldn't Sign Up by Tom Purdom

Henry Westing is a man who has spent his whole life refusing to belong to anything, from college fraternities to employers who demand he be "part of The Company," and he has settled happily into a job at a Philadelphia travel agency, filling his time with concerts, books, plays, friends, and a few girls, content and unaffiliated. One Saturday night in January, a young crew-cut recruiter from "the Organization" — an organization specifically for people who don't belong to any organization — appears at his apartment and refuses to leave easily, insisting everyone needs to belong. Westing rebuffs him and goes to hear Brahms' First with a date, but even she tells him he can't just live for himself. The next morning, hung over, he's visited by Dr. Cooper, the Organization's head psychologist, who diagnoses his independence as insecurity and sickness, and leaves behind pamphlets like "The Need to Belong" and "The Sense of Unity." Westing reads them out of principle, then throws them away. The Organization escalates: a "Get-Acquainted" Calypso record arrives whose lyrics subtly urge him to join; a television drama features a groping young man citing "Henry Westing" as a cautionary example of not belonging; a hidden speaker box is found screwed to the back of his television; and a Miss Beyle calls late at night inviting him to Headquarters for cakes and coffee. Over the following week an economist, a social scientist, and a political scientist each visit to lecture him on the primacy of the group over the individual, and he begins to feel his resolve weakening. A sound truck then patrols his street blasting "REFORM HENRY WESTING," and every house but his displays a sign reading "We Belong to the Organization." His coworkers notice he seems drawn and distracted. Feigning surrender, Westing phones the Organization and invites their representative back that evening "with everything." The young recruiter arrives with a hemispherical projector and a leatherette folder labeled "Prospects." While the recruiter sets up his equipment, Westing spots the folder and learns about Marline Harris, a prospect described as independent, lonely, and resistant to recruitment. Westing plies the young man with brandy under the pretext of "getting acquainted" (three drinks make you belong, he claims), gets him increasingly drunk and unfocused, and slips away to phone Marline Harris directly, telling her the Organization is after her too and asking if she likes music. He returns to find the recruiter drunk and dozing through the projected film's droning pitch about belonging to something bigger than oneself. Westing swaps the persuasive soundtrack for a record of an unexpurgated reading of The Arabian Nights, places it by the sleeping young man's ear, gets dressed, and leaves to meet Marline, confident he has beaten the Organization again and doubting, deep down, that they will ever truly get him.

By Tom Purdom · First published 1989 · Genre: Science Fiction, Satirical Fiction, Philosophical Fiction · 4,220 words

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_Chances are you'll sympathize deeply with Henry Westing, who merely wanted to go on living his own life in his own manner. But under the same circumstances, how would you go about doing it? _

All his life people had been trying to get Henry Westing to sign up. They were all signing up themselves and they wanted everybody else to sign up too.

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resistance · nonconformity · social pressure · rebellion · bureaucracy · individualism · defiance · autonomy · personal freedom · system · choice · consequences

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