The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman coverCHAPTER 31
CHAPTER 31

BOOK VI

CHAPTER XXXI

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Amongst the many ill consequences of the treaty of Utrecht, it was within a point of giving my uncle Toby a surfeit of sieges; and though he recovered his appetite afterwards, yet Calais itself left not a deeper scar in Mary's heart, than Utrecht upon my uncle Toby's. To the end of his life he never could hear Utrecht mentioned upon any account whatever, -- or so much as read an article of news extracted out of the Utrecht Gazette, without fetching a sigh, as if his heart would break in twain.
My father, who was a great motive-monger, and consequently a very dangerous person for a man to sit by, either laughing or crying, -- for he generally knew your motive for doing both, much better than you knew it yourself -- would always console my uncle Toby upon these occasions, in a way, which showed plainly, he imagined my uncle Toby grieved for nothing in the whole affair, so much as the loss of his hobbyhorse.