The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman

Well! dear brother Toby, said my father, upon his first seeing him after he fell in love -- and how goes it with your Asse?

Now my uncle Toby thinking more of the part where he had had the blister, than of Hilarion's metaphor -- and our preconceptions having (you know) as great a power over the sounds of words as the shapes of things, he had imagined, that my father, who was not very ceremonious in his choice of words, had enquired after the part by its proper name; so notwithstanding my mother, doctor Slop, and Mr. Yorick, were sitting in the parlour, he thought it rather civil to conform to the term my father had made use of than not. When a man is hemm'd in by two indecorums, and must commit one of 'em -- I always observe -- let him choose which he will, the world will blame him -- so I should not be astonished if it blames my uncle Toby.