The Self-Made Father to his Ready-Made Son. (an Open Letter)

The Self-Made Father to his Ready-Made Son. (an

This satirical essay presents a father's advice to his son on how to live a life of idleness and dependency, while pretending to be a self-made man. The tone is ironic and humorous, highlighting the societal pressures that encourage people to present a false image of success and self-reliance.

By Harry Graham · First published 1907 · Genre: Satire, Poetry, Epistolary · 422 words

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My Offspring: -- Ere you raise the glass, To irrigate your ardent throttle; Ere once again you gladly pass The bottle; Take heed that your prevailing passion Be not completely out of fashion.

No longer does the Prodigal Expend his nights in drunken frolic; Or pass his days in revels al-Coholic; For, nowadays, a glass _de trop_ Is not considered _comme il faut_.

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Satire · Humor · Parenting · Family · Relationships · Social Commentary · Critique · Irony · Sarcasm · Poetry · Open Letter · Epistolary

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