Turkey (the Baby's Baedeker)

Turkey (the Baby's Baedeker) by Harry Graham

The story revolves around a baby who travels to various countries with his parents, and the humorous observations of the baby's reactions to different cultures and customs. The narrative is presented in the form of a travel guide, with the baby serving as the tour guide.

By Harry Graham · First published 1904 · Genre: Satire, Poetry, Travel Literature · 400 words

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The Sultan of the Purple East / Is quite a cynic, in his way, / And really doesn't mind the least / His nickname of 'Abdul the -- -- ' (Nay! / I might perhaps come in for blame / If I divulged this monarch's name.)

The Turk is such a kindly man, / But his ideas of sport are crude; / He to the poor Armenian / Is not intentionally rude, / But still it is his heartless habit / To treat him as _we_ treat the rabbit.

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Humor · Satire · Children's Literature · Baby Book · Puns · Wordplay · Rhyming Text · Nursery Rhyme Parody · Sarcastic Tone · Irony · Social Commentary · Parenting Humor

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