The Pirate of the Kitchen Sink

The Pirate of the Kitchen Sink by Hugh Lofting

The pirate of the kitchen sink commands a coffee-pot that races across a steaming ocean, using a dish-rag for a sail and a spoon in place of an oar. No cup or saucer that dares bump into his boat is allowed to remain afloat.

By Hugh Lofting · First published 1924 · Genre: Children's Literature, Poetry, Fantasy · 78 words

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And who might this be, should you think? / Why, the pirate of the kitchen sink! / A dish-rag sail, a spoon for oar, / Could any captain wish for more?

Aboard his racing coffee-pot / He roams an ocean steaming hot. / No cup or saucer stays afloat / That dares to bump into his boat.

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whimsical adventure · children's literature · fantasy · pirate tale · magical realism · domestic fantasy · anthropomorphic characters · surreal humor · imaginative journey · nautical adventure · quirky narrative · fable-like

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