Blacker Oxen by Christopher Ward
Lee Clavering, premier newspaper columnist of Manhattan known as L. C., sits bored in a first-night theater audience when an astonishingly beautiful woman two seats ahead rises and sweeps the house with her opera glasses. His companion, old Dinwiddie, recognizes her with shock as the double of Mary Ogden, belle of New York forty-five years earlier, who married a Hungarian, Count Zattiany, and never returned. Dinwiddie insists Mary Ogden had no children, so this must be some unknown relative. Over the following weeks the mystery woman, taken by the public for "Mary Ogden," becomes the sensation of the city: crowds follow her, souvenir-hunters strip a library of its books after her visit, reservoir water she walked past is bottled and sold, and clergymen preach sermons about her. Clavering attends every first night she appears at. Finally, after the sixth performance, he follows her home and finds her locked out of her own house. He breaks in for her, flooding the place with chaos (smashed windows, overturned furniture, a wild slide down the banisters), and she lets him in, thanks him, and offers him a drink. She identifies herself as Marie Zattiany and, when he proposes marriage on the spot, puts him off, promising her story in three weeks. He keeps vigil asleep on her doorstep till dawn out of chivalry. During the interval Clavering continues producing his daily column: odes written in the style of Horace but set in slang, reader contributions, and diary entries in mock-seventeenth-century prose describing his social rounds with literary friends. Three weeks later he returns, forces his way to her, and in a drunken, rambling scene gets her to tell her history: she is in fact Mary Ogden Zattiany, married to Zattiany forty-five years before at age twenty-five. She confesses she never loved her husband but married for the power and intrigue of his position, took many lovers, and loved only one truly, Prince Haffanauer, who ultimately married elsewhere and left her. She reveals that at sixty-eight she underwent the Coué method of self-suggestion ("every day, in every way, getting younger and younger") and has been growing younger ever since. Clavering, increasingly drunk, nonetheless proposes marriage again and they end the night in an alcoholic, affectionate stupor. Three weeks of companionship follow. Then a wireless cable arrives: Prince Haffanauer's wife has died and he is arriving on the Berengaria to see Marie at once. He appears, impoverished but still princely, and urges her to marry him so he can use her wealth and standing to rehabilitate Austria through grandiose plans of territorial annexation, offering her a throne or a morganatic position. She first boasts she could accomplish the same restoration herself through her engagement to Clavering and his column, but Haffanauer warns that only as an Austrian noblewoman, not as "Mrs. Lee Clavering," will she be accepted by Austrian society. Torn, she decides she cannot give up her rank as Gräfin and agrees to marry Haffanauer, writing Clavering a verse explanation and farewell. Clavering prints her farewell poem in his column and, on the following Monday, marries the daughter of a prominent bootlegger instead.
By Christopher Ward · First published 1923 · Genre: Romantic Comedy, Satire, Literary Fiction · 8 chapters · 3,542 words
First lines
Lee Clavering's weary eyes -- steel-blue, half closed -- roved over the darkened auditorium.
Twelve years ago he had migrated from pre-civil-war Louisiana to Manhattan, the Brains of America -- from the ante-bellum to the cerebellum. In that time he had attained the highest position in the gift of the nation. Poets, playwrights, players, painters, pugilists, politicians, prophets, priests, popes, presidents, princes and pullman-car porters cringed before him.
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Genres
- Romantic Comedy — The narrative centers on a comedic romantic entanglement between Lee Clavering and Mary Zattiany, featuring slapstick humor, farcical situations, witty dialogue, and absurd interactions that constitute the work's primary structural and tonal framework.
- Satire — The novel extensively satirizes American journalism, gossip columns, celebrity culture, and societal obsessions through exaggerated characterizations, particularly in depicting the columnist's influence and the public's irrational behavior toward Mary Zattiany.
- Literary Fiction — The sophisticated and experimental writing style employs literary parody, verse adaptations of classical sources, unconventional narrative structure, and cultural allusions, elevating the work beyond commercial genre conventions.
- Social Commentary — The novel critiques American society, journalism ethics, women's independence and power, celebrity worship, international geopolitics, and post-WWI social attitudes through its plot mechanics and character interactions.
Tags
satire · romantic comedy · Manhattan · 1920s · beauty · aging · youth · rejuvenation · Coué method · love · marriage · celebrity
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- Work type: Short story
- Author: Christopher Ward
- Date: 1923 CE
- Language: English
- Genres: Romantic Comedy, Satire, Literary Fiction, Social Commentary, Period Fiction
- Length: 3,542 words
- Structure: 8 chapters, 109 paragraphs
- Reading fit: Fairly Easy (7th Grade)
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