China (the Baby's Baedeker)

China (the Baby's Baedeker)

The book is a satirical guide to childcare, written from the perspective of a baby. It presents humorous and often absurd advice on how to raise children, poking fun at traditional parenting methods and societal expectations. The tone is ironic and sarcastic, with the author using humor to critique the conventions of childrearing.

By Harry Graham · First published 1922 · Genre: Satire, Poetry, Cultural Commentary · 411 words

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The Chinaman from early youth Is by his wise preceptors taught To have no dealings with the Truth, In fact, romancing is his 'forte. ' In juggling words he takes the prize, By the sheer beauty of his lies.

For laundrywork he has a knack; He takes in shirts and makes them blue; When he omits to send them back He takes his customers in too. He must be ranked in the 'elite' Of those whose hobby is deceit.

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Satire · Humor · Travel · Non-fiction · Social commentary · Critique · Irony · Sarcasm · Baby talk · Parenting · Childhood · Family

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