The Dentist

The Dentist by Harry Graham (1908)

This satirical novel portrays a dentist who is cruel and sadistic, using his profession to exact revenge on his patients for the suffering they inflict on him in their daily lives. The story explores themes of revenge, power dynamics, and the darker aspects of human nature.

By Harry Graham · First published 1908 · Genre: Humor, Satire, Poetry · 461 words

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What a dangerous trade is the dentist's! With what perils he has to contend, As he plunges his paws In the gibbering jaws Of some trusting but terrified friend, With the risk that before he is ten minutes older His arms may be bitten off short at the shoulder!

He is born in the West, is the dentist, And he speaks with a delicate twang, When polite as a prince, He requests you to "rinse," After gently removing a fang. ('Tis to save wear-and-tear to the mouth, one supposes, That dentists consistently talk through their noses.)

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Dark Comedy · Satire · Absurdism · Social Commentary · Literary Fiction · Novel · Humor · Irony · Critique of Society · Anti-Hero · Black Humor · Morbid Humor

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