The Byzantine Omelette

The Byzantine Omelette by Saki

Sophie Chattel-Monkheim, a wealthy Socialist, prepares for a dinner party featuring the Duke of Syria, whom she admires for his status despite her ideological beliefs. As she gets ready, her maid informs her that the household staff has gone on strike in protest against the employment of Gaspare, an omelette specialist who previously worked as a strikebreaker. The staff demands his dismissal, which poses a significant problem since the Duke is particularly fond of Byzantine omelettes. Sophie is distressed by the strike, especially with the Duke's imminent arrival. She attempts to negotiate with her maid, who refuses to continue working until the strike is resolved, citing union rules. The situation escalates when another guest, Catherine Malsom, enters, revealing her own crisis: her husband is trapped in a Turkish bath due to the strike, unable to exit. Sophie ultimately decides to dismiss Gaspare to appease the striking staff, hoping to salvage the evening. However, when the butler returns to inform her that the kitchen staff has also struck in solidarity with Gaspare, it becomes clear that there will be no dinner. The evening ends in disappointment, with Sophie reflecting on the chaos and the impact of her decisions. Eighteen months later, she is still recovering from the stress of that night, unable to engage in her previous social activities.

By Saki · First published 1924 · Genre: Satire, Comedy, Social Commentary · 1,870 words

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Sophie Chattel-Monkheim was a Socialist by conviction and a Chattel-Monkheim by marriage. The particular member of that wealthy family whom she had married was rich, even as his relatives counted riches. Sophie had very advanced and decided views as to the distribution of money: it was a pleasing and fortunate circumstance that she also had the money. When she inveighed eloquently against the evils of capitalism at drawing-room meetings and Fabian conferences she was conscious of a comfortable feeling that the system, with all its inequalities and iniquities, would probably last her time. It is one of the consolations of middle-aged reformers that the good they inculcate must live after them if it is to live at all.

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satire · humor · short stories · British literature · early 20th century · social commentary · irony · absurdity · character study · wit · dialogue · cynicism

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