
A parson visits a farmer to collect a tithe in the form of a pig. Dressed in his best attire, he requests a sucking pig, expecting to choose one himself. The farmer selects the smallest pig, but the parson is displeased and reacts with anger. The farmer, in jest, invites the parson to choose from the sty himself. When the parson enters, he is unexpectedly attacked by the sow, leading to a comical and chaotic scene where he is nearly overwhelmed. The parson's attempts to escape are futile as the pigs tear at his clothing, and he cries out for help. The farmer, amused, offers no assistance, instead encouraging the parson to continue his selection. Eventually, the parson flees back home in disarray, where his wife faints at the sight of him. Regretting his choices and the embarrassment he faced, the parson vows to be less particular in the future regarding his tithes, humorously concluding that he will leave the choice of pig to others. The narrative blends humor with a critique of social roles and expectations, showcasing the folly of pride and the unpredictability of rural life.
By Sabine Baring-Gould · First published 1895 · Genre: Poetry, Humor, Folk Literature · 540 words
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1. All you that love a bit of fun, come listen here awhile, I'll tell you of a droll affair, will cause you all to smile. The Parson dress'd, all in his best, Cock'd hat and bushy wig, He went into a farmer's house, to choose a sucking pig. Good morning, said the Parson; good morning, sir, to you! I'm come to take a sucking pig, a pig that is my due.
The Tythe Pig is listed on Textopian as a poem by Sabine Baring-Gould, dated 1895 CE.
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humor · poetry · satire · farming · parson · pig · farmer · sucking pig · rural life · comedy · folk tale · moral lesson